imagine a dragon trying to blow up balloons but they keep setting on fire
it’s really sad
also imagine it trying to blow out the candles on its birthday cake
their birthdays must be awful
i’m waking up
to ash and dust
I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
SOMEONE ELSE DOES THIS TOO????
No, but seriously. I do mental music videos and everything. I don’t even like a song if I can’t come up with a music video and/or over complicated dance number.
All the time. I thought I was weird :-/
IM NOT ALONE OMG i love you all so much
Do your mental music videos have special effects too?
i’m gonna pop some salt
only got a .45 in my pocket
i-i’m a huntin’, lookin’ for some demons
this is all your fault dad
I’m gonna gank some vamps
Only got rock salt in my pocket
I-I-I’m huntin’, lookin’ for some lore
This is fucking PLAID
walk into the motel like “whaddup, can I get two beds”
lost count of all the times that I been dead
HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED
That’s so cute *.*
but what do americans call biscuits
Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
They are American biscuits.
…That is not a biscuit.
These. These are biscuits.
Those are cookies.
These are cookies:
Everything else is a biscuit.
THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES